I know you think you’re going to have several wardrobe changes on each day of your amazing trip to Chinafricaustraliastan, but believe me, this isn’t a Madonna concert. It’s not even a Wiggles concert. You’re going to get to your destination and accept being a little stinky, a bit dirty and constantly on the move. You won’t be stopping at the hotel/hostel/yurt to change. You’ll be eating and drinking at night with other travelers who don’t care that you have some sweet loafers packed in your bag that would have looked so goddamn cute with those jeans you meant to wear at some point.
But you will get the runs. Pack some underpants and leave the stilettos at home.
