Mike Barish Writer. Funny guy. Knower of things.

No one likes being cold. You shiver, you get embarrassing goosebumps and, for the ladies, your headlights turn on (well, that’s for the men, too, I suppose). Best to hedge your bets and keep a sweater handy.

This goes double for you women out there. At some point, you’ll be in a car/restaurant/miniature museum that has the gall to turn on the air conditioning and you’re going to whine about it. Here’s a bonus tip within a tip: Don’t complain to the guy that you’re with that you’re cold. We already know you are. And, quite frankly, that’s your problem.

Do us both a favor and put on that sweater that you brought. See, I just saved your vacation and your relationship.

And for you fellas, a sweater can be an amazing accessory.

Now go out there and work it. Ain’t nothing gonna break your stride!