Mike Barish Writer. Funny guy. Knower of things.

The road can be a romantic place. It can be a lustful place. And, it can be an itchy, cheesy discharging place. Sure, you want to plant your flag in foreign lands (or, for the ladies, have an explorer discover your fertile delta), but be smart about it!

Avoid disaster by wrapping things up before you play hide the salami/yakitori/burrito/kati roll.