In the event of a water landing, please remain emo. Your parents will continue to not understand you.
Source: V Australia 777-300 Safety Card.
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In the event of a water landing, please remain emo. Your parents will continue to not understand you.
Source: V Australia 777-300 Safety Card.
“Obscure bands will be played in the event of an emotional breakdown and/or major engine failure”
In the event that you did not wear waterproof guyliner, please remain calm…goth is making a comeback.