Chad never regretted giving Grandpa Max the broken life vest. The old man was overripe anyway.
American Airlines
Crash & Learn: Skidmarks
Gary’s underpants may be brown or greenish brown (he ate at Sbarro at the airport).
Source: American Airlines S80 Safety Card.
Crash & Learn: Working Girl
Diane knew she couldn’t keep J.R. Ewing waiting.
Source: American Airlines Boeing 767 Safety Instructions © 2009. Seriously? 2009? Wow.
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