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Crash & Learn: Circle of Life

Chad never regretted giving Grandpa Max the broken life vest. The old man was overripe anyway.

Crash & Learn: Skidmarks

Gary’s underpants may be brown or greenish brown (he ate at Sbarro at the airport).

Source: American Airlines S80 Safety Card.

Crash & Learn: Working Girl

AA Safety Card 2

Diane knew she couldn’t keep J.R. Ewing waiting.

Source: American Airlines Boeing 767 Safety Instructions © 2009. Seriously? 2009? Wow.

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