Posts Tagged ‘American Airlines’

Crash & Learn: Circle of Life

Chad never regretted giving Grandpa Max the broken life vest. The old man was overripe anyway.

Crash & Learn: Skidmarks

Gary’s underpants may be brown or greenish brown (he ate at Sbarro at the airport). Source: American Airlines S80 Safety Card.

Crash & Learn: Working Girl

Diane knew she couldn’t keep J.R. Ewing waiting. Source: American Airlines Boeing 767 Safety Instructions © 2009. Seriously? 2009? Wow. View past Crash & Learn posts.