Mike Barish » American Airlines http://mikebarish.com Writer. Funny guy. Knower of things. Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:00:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Crash & Learn: Circle of Life http://mikebarish.com/2010/07/28/crash-learn-circle-of-life/ http://mikebarish.com/2010/07/28/crash-learn-circle-of-life/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:02:03 +0000 mike barish http://mikebarish.com/?p=1593

Chad never regretted giving Grandpa Max the broken life vest. The old man was overripe anyway.

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Gary’s underpants may be brown or greenish brown (he ate at Sbarro at the airport).

Source: American Airlines S80 Safety Card.

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AA Safety Card 2

Diane knew she couldn’t keep J.R. Ewing waiting.

Source: American Airlines Boeing 767 Safety Instructions © 2009. Seriously? 2009? Wow.

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