It’s one thing to not feel 100% like yourself when you’re traveling. Long flights can leave you dehydrated and you’re bound to get the squirts on one of your trips. But if you feel really sick – the kind of sick that has you calling home to tell your mother that you loved her – then your best bet is to find a doctor.

There’s no shame in seeking medical help. It might just be the difference between you telling the tale yourself someday or the NY Post doing it for you with an awful pun.